No Pants Sighting of the Day

Location: Macy’s in Boston

Offense: A.) There’s just something not right about the fact your legs are cheese-colored. I mean, we’re already dealing with a cottage cheese situation here; let’s not introduce leggings the color of Kraft singles into the mix. B.) If I wanted to take Hugh Hefner’s red satin PJs, wrap them around my legs, tie a bow, and call them boots, I would. However, I do not want to do that.

Verdict: Cheese is delicious. Not when it’s all over your legs.

Photo courtesy of Shannon. In her words, "This lack of pants is brought to you by Cabot Extra Sharp Cheddar…"

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One Comment on “No Pants Sighting of the Day”

  1. Terri Clark Says:

    This is so spot on!!! Where is the fashion sense? Where is the modesty? Where are the pants?? My mother would get the vapors looking at this photo. Come on, ladies, let’s restore our virtue.

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