It’s one small step for woman-kind, and one GIANT LEAP FOR PANTS! Get this ladies and gentlemen: Wonder Woman now wears pants. Halle-freakin-lujah! It’s been a bit of a contentious affair since the new Wonder Woman was released and someone had appeared to have taken her to the Gap, but I am one happy camper. When you think about it, superheros haven’t exactly been proponents of pants in the past. Batman, Superman, Spiderman…tights. Tights and unitards and leotards, oh my. Yet because they have superhuman strength and the ability to spew out sticky liquid from their appendages (that’s what she said), we give them a pass. A “Get Out of Pants Free” card, if you will. While I may not be a comic book enthusiast, no one is more thrilled than I that Wonder Woman is now donning cargo pants and a jean jacket.
Think about it. The practicality of this new get-up is FAR more reasonable than her initial tights-with-underwear-overlaying-them combo. If I happen to be out, walking aimlessly on the streets, and get sneak-attacked by super villains, I need to be prepared to kick some ass. Will there be a phone booth conveniently placed on the sidewalk next to me so I can slip into something more comfortable? Nope…those don’t exist anymore. Will there be a Pantsmobile that comes screeching around the corner on its own cruise control to sweep me up and whisk me out of harm’s way? Nope…cruise control doesn’t work that way. Though I wish it did… What about a trusty sidekick to jump down from the adjacent building just at the moment when it looks like all hope is lost and save me? Nope…I don’t know about you, but my friends can’t jump from buildings and still be living. There isn’t time for a costume change for real superheros. So while tights or leggings have a bit more flexibility, I need to be ready to fight back in my jeans. And if my high-kicking happens to rip a hole or two, well, I’ve got tailors for that.
One blogger, Helena Andrews, understands my plight completely, and I commend everything she has to say…mostly because it’s exactly what I have to say. She scolds the same celebrities I do, reminds us of the horrid invention that was body suits, and even wore a leotard in the same fashion I did…in BALLET class (put the leotards away, ladies). Check her out! I even included some of the pics she dug up below.
The new Wonder Woman series writer said that she is “entering a new age and they wanted her look to reflect that“. Wow…a new age! It’s a bold statement, and one that fills me with oh so much hope. Can it be that he is alluding to my fantasy of a new age where all women wear pants?! This is huge, ladies. We can vote now, we can wear skirts above our knees, we can do something other than “women’s work”. Relegating ourselves to a life of baking cakes is far in the past, and now we can boast the first superhero to actually put some clothes on! This may be the biggest step in the feminist movement yet. Let the men wear the tights, ladies…we’ll take care of wearing the pants.